The Mythical Creature's Guide to Manners and Decorum (Master Post)

Title: The Mythical Creature's Guide to Manners and Decorum
Rating: R
Pairing/Character(s): Leah/Jake, Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Rose/Emmett, Esme/Carlisle, Kate/Garrett, Emily/Sam, Seth, Embry, Quil
Word Count: ~85,000
Warnings/Spoilers: Language, gambling, violence, attempted rape and murder; mentions of underage drinking, sex, and pregnancy; and (minor and major) charector death. Sequel to The Mythical Creature's Guide to Living in the Modern World and The Mythical Creature's Guide to Modern Warfare
Disclaimer: All characters, situations, quotes et al are properties of their respective owners and I am merely using them under Title 17 of the US Code, § 107, aka the Fair Use Doctrine, without intents to infringe upon or defame anyone's legal rights. It wouldn't be worth the cost to sue me anyway.  
Summery: It's easy to fight. It's what comes after that's impossible to get over, and everyone's feeling it. Or, maybe, the Packs have just spent a little too much time as wolves. Finished as of 14.2.10, reposted here purely for my own satisfaction.

Alef | Bet | Gimel | Dalet | He | Vav | Zayin | Kheth | Teth | Yodh | Kaph

LamedMeem | Nun | Samekh | Ayin | Pe | Tazdi | Qop | Resh | Sin | Tav