Skyfall commentary

My official thoughts on Skyfall, the one and only Bond movie I have ever watched:

Pretentious cinematography. Pretentious dialogue. I have read porn with better plot. Bond spends so much of the movie looking old and beat up that I have a hard time believing he's supposed to be 007 til then end. The Bond villain is more creepy than scary. The Bond girl is, as always, pointless, and Q might very well be the most amusing part of the movie. Though Bond's ability to do hard-core parkour and fistfights in tailored suits is prodigal.

It still took me like a week to watch this movie. I deeply regret it already.
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