Well, it only took 50+ applications and 4 interviews, but I've finally got a job - as (get this) a personal shopper at Lowe's Foods.

Yes, I am aware of the irony in that sentence.

Anyway, it's all contingent on my passing the drug test and background check, but that shouldn't be a problem - if I could pass the Navy's Top Secret clearance, Lowe's shouldn't be an issue - and should, with all luck, start next week or the week after. No later than 1 May, at least.

::blows kazoo and dons party hat::
Okay, first off, WOW, you've posted a lot of fic lately and I have to catch up! Secondly, CONGRATS ON THE JOB-GETTING!!! :D *tosses confetti over your head*