I love my brother. Honestly, this is what he posted on my facebook wall this morning:
Mom's forcing me to wish you a happy birthday. I, however, protested, since that would put the burden of 'happy' 'on you on your birthday, obligating you to have a better birthday than usual, which is a tall order in of itself. Instead, I'll say this:
I will assist you in celebrating your birthday today. I hope it is pleasant.